Greg V. Austin, PGA

 # 10  Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."

          Caddie: "Think you can keep your head down that long"

 # 9    Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."

          Caddie: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

# 8     Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"

          Caddie: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

# 7     Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"

          Caddie: "Eventually"

# 6     Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."

          Caddie: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

# 5     Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time.

                         It's too much of a distraction."

          Caddie: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

# 4     Golfer: "How do you like my game?"

          Caddie: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

# 3     Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"

          Caddie: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

 # 2    Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."

          Caddie: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

                       # 1 Best Caddy Comment:

            Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."

            Caddie: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."