Greg V. Austin, PGA

    Letterman's Top 10 Why Golf Is Better Than Sex:

  # 10 - A below par performance is considered damn good.

   # 9 -  You can stop in the middle & have a cheeseburger & a couple of beers.

   # 8 -   It's much easier to find the sweet spot.   

   # 7 -  Foursomes are encouraged. 

   # 6 -  You can still make money doing it as a senior.   

   # 5 -  Three times a day is possible.

   # 4 -  Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.  

   # 3 -  If  you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.    

   # 2 -  You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished. 

             And the # 1 Reason Why Golf  Is Better Than Sex.......

             If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!